*self-destructive mode*

since raser mcm da lamer tidak mengarang di kolum ini... tons of things need to be spilled here..tp..teraser mcm bukan diri sendiri plak biler maner..'gonna spill everythings here and there'...mungkin tidak kowt!...
pada saper2 yang berkenaan..those yg closer..they know...wht type of person i am...
and i am not that simply kind of person..yang senang2 citer sumer probs and citer segaler2nyer..especially all about my personal...tp..klo citer bab2 laen..YES!! im the sprinter!..

FIRST STORY....
kejadian berlaku di surau...(lebih kurang begini laa story line dier)

jiran A : i nk bukak citer neh...i think...si bujang A agak baek compare to bujang D..

jiran B : iya laa..bujang A baru jer join kampeni kiter tp dier baek ngn sumer org compare to bujang D yang sudah lamer keje kt sini..tp baek ngn certain org jer..

aku : *hanye diam dan anggguk...*

jiran B : might be because of his blue blood level...he's not that into 'everybody's type'..

aku : blue blood??? since when?? *hanye dlm atie*

jiran A : owhhh... maybe!!

jiran B : i mean his name... got **** di depan nyer...

jiran A : i think, nowadays...org da x amek kire sgt psl **** kt depan namer tue...everybody n anybody cn put oso laa!!

aku : *yang dr td senyap...mula menyampuk*..aceli...he's not that blue blood type! in fact..our parents know each other!!*shitttt!! da terkeluar!*

jiran A & B : WHATTTTT??? *luckily no other persons inside that surau*

aku : yup... *sengih*

jiran B : Then, why both of u never talk to each other?

aku : nothing to say!..plus..my parents had asked me...'ever talked to him?'..and i secara jujur membalas.."nothing to say!'..noktah!

jiran A & B : im still in shocked!..

then, suddenly pintu surau ditolak dr luar..and yes..somebody is coming...and end of the story!


SECOND STORY
Situasi berlaku di kafeteria....and aku sedang bermakan2 bersamer2 dgn jiran A.
dan si bujang D sedang berjalan2 membeli mkanan...as expected..not even an eye towards us..dier menonong ke mknn...maybe betol kot aper yg diperkatakan oleh jiran2 aku...SOMBONG!

aku : sy bukan nk mengia kan kater2 akak sblm neh pasal si bujang D tue sombong...tp melihat pd perlakuan dier neh...agak laa boleh diiakan..

statement tu keluar biler aku nmpk dier bwk mknn dier and letak kt meja laen..ye laa kan samer2 staf..xbleyh ke tunjuk sifat ramah tue...
belum sempat si jiran A bukak mulut....nk balas statement aku..

PAPPPPP!!!! dier tarik meja and letak pinggan nasik dier kt sebelah aku!
HUHHHH!! PADAN MUKER!!...

bujang D : boleh join??

aku : silakan laaa...*smbil menahan perasaan nk tergelak+tersembur sambal tempe yg aku tgh makan*

bujang D : neh u punyer mcm nk abes jer...i baru nk stat *sambil menunjukkan ke mknn aku*

aku : erkkkk..nvm we'll wait for you! *mati selera aku time tu jugak..dier mcm tau2 jer kitorg tgh mengumpat dier..*sheeshhh*

SENYAP!! SENYAP!!! dan SENYAP!!
kedengaran suara bersembang dr jiran2 yang laen yang join skali meja makan kitorg..tp..from my right side..SENYAP!
aku ader gak bukak mulut..kunun2 nk beramah mesra laa...

aku : encik bujang D...xder air ker?? mkn pedas2 tue...

tp..xder balasan! mengelamun kut mamat neh x pon dier mmg xnk ckp ngn aku!.....utk sedap kan atie, aku ulang balik soklan...tp dier buat dek jer...khusyuk sgt mengadap nasik dier!

aku : xnak ckp ngn aku xhaper!! aku pon x hingin *tp mender neh kuar dlm atie je la*

utk menyedapkan atie aku..jiran A pon bertanyakan hal yang samer kepada bujang D..
and jwpn dier...

bujang D : da lamer sy amalkn ikut sunnah neh....

and dier bangun...basuh tangan..cabut cmtu jer...

aku buat kening double jerk kt jiran A....huhhhhh~ lega!!! dier da blah!tp sgt rude...without saying nothing...get his butt out of the table...and blahh mcm tue jerkkk.....SANGAT RUDE!...well his behaviour reflect one!
isk..neh da mcm kes mengumpat plak...
tetiber terngiang2 satu pepatah yang aku jumper
BOY IS STUPID...
aku tidak menidakkan dan tidak mengiakan kater2 tersebut...
cuma aku nak menambah kekurangan statement itu dengan mengatakan...
BOY AIN'T THAT STUPID BUT THEY AIN'T SMART ENOUGH....
renung2 kan lah...dan slamat ber amal~...wut the heck??
thus, the conclusion is....

the trouble is not yet coming till u ask them for partying!

~ouchhh....i know how to create a wisdom!! double thumbs up!~

and as my self-motivational quote for this post..goes for:

"Verily after each difficulty there is a relief"

.noktah.